Monday, May 27, 2013

Possibly Unkind Comments About The Brother Of The Editor of Wonkette

Not only have I been the victim of the most contumacious of contumelies (Well, he seems nice. Oh right, we know him, AND HE IS NOT!!!)
 by the editor of the scandal sheet "Wonkette" for which attack I have done absolutely nothing, I was threatened with all sorts of physical harm.

The editor, one Rebecca Schoenkopf ( If that is her real name as, confusingly, her brother has a different moniker) enlisted the aid of her brother to threaten me with with terrible violence. However, since I am a person of principles and honor I turned the other cheek ( a danger when in the environs of Wonkette followers) and forgave her and even suggested a
 path to redemption

Reading the following diatribe an independent observer would, surely, consider forgiveness on my part as an act of near sainthood-but, that's how conservatives live out their principles in the main.
"A Reply to M. Joseph Sheppard by Eric Steinberg, once and always USMC
Shut your cockholster, you civilian sack of shit. It has come to my attention that there is a dickwad committing fuckery out there, a certain “M. Joseph Sheppard” (R- FauxBrigade) who styles himself an authority on, well, anything at all, but most gallingly on the subject of Marine Corps Uniform Regulations. This subhuman motile turd has the effrontery to misquote the regulations of my beloved Corps, an offense that shall not go unpunished; indeed, the crimes of this cancerous, corrupt lesion against Nature, Man, and USMC are so grave that they may require the most extreme sanction*, if only to insure that the asscunt/charlatan in question will never again pronounce the word “Marine,” nor scrawl it with his soon-to-be-shattered hand**. Even now a tribunal is being assembled, to be followed by a posse and then a lynch mob***. And then the Dead Hooker Disposal Unit****. This will not stand! I, for one, will not sit idly by whilst that venereal skinflap, “Sheppard,” besmirches the glory of the United States Marine Corps with his outright lies, and his continued existence. God, and The Corps, fashioned my brother Marines and me into weapons; hammered the weakness out of us; and sharpened our fighting spirits for the very purpose of beating the Holy Living Fuck out of puke-scented twats like this “Sheppard,” and that is what we shall do. The ghost of Chesty Puller has spoken to me, and I have communed with the spirit of Smedley Darlington Butler, and they both told me to crack this dumb motherfuckers’ skull, right after I rip off his stupid fucking baseball cap and fistfuck him with it*****. Who am I to argue with a direct lawful order? So stand the fuck by, Mr. Shitstain Umbrella Fucker — this here jarhead is about to administer some corrective action.Echo Three Sierra OUT.Oh yeah — Semper Fi.


There are others who don't have, perhaps, the degree of infinite tolerance that I do, and upon reviewing the above diatribe, and looking on the visage of the perpetrator, could not contain their righteous anger-who could blame them indeed?

These below are some of their thoughts, and I in no way express them as my own as I can only feel for the burden of someone who has had to go through life with that image and would not add to the weight of that torture. The viewer will of course make up their own mind as to the effect of the physiognomy on their nerves, the challenging use of the English language in the diatribe, and the leftist mindset altogether.

"I see, thanks.....he looks like a deviant!"

"He looks crazy."

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