Poll: Who Will Ghost Write Levi Johnston's Book?

The world has finally been told the great news it has been waiting for-Levi Johnston is to write a "tell all" book about his life and times amongst the Palin family. Titled with a mixed metaphor which makes one shudder at what will actually be on the pages,  'Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs.' 


Johnston not appearing to be possessed of any sort of higher education, to put it bluntly, and the fact that even in this near illiterate twitter age some degree of sentence construction is required in creating a book, it is a fair guess that a ghost writer may be involved in this forthcoming masterpieces creation.


But who? There are any number of likely candidates ranging from potential rivals who might want to be part of the ongoing attempt at destroying Palin, to nut cases of the "Trig Truther" variety. Then there are the denizens of the liberal media including blogs, and past  it "comedian" hags ( of which there seems an abundance nowadays) who worship at the Obama altar, to far out lefties. 


Here are some potential ghost writing candidates who fall into the above categories but no doubt there are many others that i have left out and which can be added to in the comments section. Vote for the Johnston Ghost writer of your choice and feel part of this great literary moment!